'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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