Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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