I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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