Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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