so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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