I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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