Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Dignity is for republicans.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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