I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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