Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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