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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
There r osticjed everywhere
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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