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operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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