So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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