Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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