I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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