So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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