i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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