So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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