Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Just pee around me
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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