he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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