Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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