We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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