I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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