quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
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Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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