I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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