He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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