i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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