The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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