did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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