Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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