he wants to bone in the snuggie
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Your shirt... Was in my pants
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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