Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Two words: nipple clamps
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