omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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