brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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