the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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