I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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