Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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