like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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