i permit you to call me
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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