y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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