Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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