I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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