You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I understand Curling. That high.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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