Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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