Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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