if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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