talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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