State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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