I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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