Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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