Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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