he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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