i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Even my vagina gasped.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Everclear isn't food dammit
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Randomize
