Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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