Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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