I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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